My Alternate Ego's very first art class...

...didn't work out very well. How it started:
A male & female student were asked by a psychiatrist to help treat My ego's bad temper. After a boring introduction...

Male Student* Today we are going to teach you how art can help out with one's emotions. 

Female Student* Yes! If you learn to draw happy things it will make you feel happy!  

Male Student* Exactly, even though many artists draw out of how they feel, you can practice drawing the opposite of how you feel. 

My ego* ... 

Female Student* ~Ok! Lets start by giving you an example! XD 
The male student starts by painting a sunny plain with a blue sky, green grass & a small river. The female student paints a tree, a fish, a beaver & a kitten. 

Female Student* Now it's your turn!
My Alternate asks for red paint. The two students give him some & he begins painting. Then he asks for more red paint. 

Male student* ...hummm, that's quite an awful lot of red paint you need. 

Female Student* ~Oooh! I'm so sorry we're all out.

My Alternate claims they have all the red paint he needed for the painting. The students looked at each other in confusion. After about ten minutes later the psychiatrist returned to the room to check on his patient & the students. He was left in horror when he looked at what had happened while he was gone. The only thing my Alternate could say was... "Do you like my painting?"